February 2012
5 posts
“Whenever I see someone jogging or running in a place where there are people...”
January 2012
1 post
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
25 posts
“I wasn’t allowed to watch Peewee Herman when I was a kid, but he made me...”
“I wish someone had told me that the whole “point system” for hitting...”
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“Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers everybody, my Tamagotchi just died.”
“I think live childbirth is disgusting, which is why I plan to Skype my wife from...”
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August 2011
5 posts
“I think some of Rihanna’s ancestors would be offended by her lyric,...”
July 2011
24 posts
“I don’t think I could ever afford a girlfriend, sedatives are really...”
“I think Louisiana has the biggest Jewish cemetery in the world, except for...”
– Chase Harvey
“I’m up piss creek, skinny dipping.”
“My favorite part about sleeping with a girl is when she’s actually asleep.”
“I’m sure Casey Anthony wouldn’t have killed her daughter if she had...”
“My college had it’s spring break according to the Catholic school...”